Bell End

Reference to a circumcised penis.

"Dude, you have a bell end? I've never seen one before!"

by lame.com December 9, 2008

belled

To have taco bell products thrown at your car while parked in the taco bell parking lot.

"Dude, while we were eating someone belled my car."

by smoney21 January 4, 2006

bell end

Tosser (northern irish slang). A complete wanker who is more to be pitied than hated.

What's that bell end doing now??

by Boc2 December 3, 2007

bellendish

1) Like a bellend, see bellend
2) Very good.

This club is like Mr. Kipling, exceedingly bellendish.

by r-neg October 29, 2003

Bellendium

Bel-lend-eeum Noun.
1. A substence that emits a life draining force akin to the effect Kryptonite has on Superman only this affects normal reasonably intellignt people. It is invisible and odourless but often accompanies chavs, knackers, and skangers.

2. Smegma Polite. Aka Coquefort, Helmetdale.

1.
"I think it was the presence of the chihuahua wearing a Burberry jacket that tipped me off to the likelihood of high levels of Bellendium at that teenage party on Saturday. We managed to escape without having drank any alco-pops, hearing anyone say InitDough?, or seeing kids holding their hands up like they've got arthritis or cramp!"

2. After realising she'd sat through almost two hours of argument about Arsenal and Manchester United between two ugly fat blokes, it suddenly dawned on Charlotte that she'd been subjected to an incredibly strong source of Bellendium in the room.

3.

Marie: "Hey Julie, has your young Brian got an overly ripe wedge of Tallegio in his jeans pocket?
Julie: "No. The Bellendium is strong with this one."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

bell end

Pertaining to Sat. A fool who knows no limit in the Wolverhampton area.

Sat, you really are a bell end. Why don't you listen to people before asking them the next question. You bell end.

by Sat O'Matic January 2, 2009

bell end

a complete willy

'look at that guy over there...'
'yeah, he's such a bell end'
'i bet you he's called joe...'

by Mr Piss-Brains February 6, 2004