Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

My Dicks Bigger Than Your Dick

Something used in reference to "I'm better than you"

Also, Something My Grandmother occasionally yells whilst me and my cousin fight.

Greg: Dude, I'd kick your ass any night.

Cole: I Doubt it dude.

Greg: Oh yeah?

Gramma: MY DICKS BIGGER THAN YOUR DICKKK

Cole:...
Greg:...

by Cole Fowler October 1, 2008

Bergeron

n. a sexy older guy who attracts the attention of younger women

Even though he's a teacher, he's such a bergeron !

by Amaz4you October 16, 2008

D-Bagger

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

by Chelsea Bucketheads August 20, 2010

Buggery Tower

It is suspected that when the University of Bristol plan their redevelopment, they will build a Buggery Tower in the centre of the University to compliment the ASS. The Buggery Tower will have a unique and striking shape and dominate the Bristol skyline. The potential uses of the Buggery Tower are currently unknown.

I will practice buggery in the Buggery Tower if and when it is built.

by BristolPeeps December 17, 2006

bigger

a normal-sized person, as seen through the eyes of a prejudiced midget.

We don't like your kind, get your bigger ass outta here!

by MCNat November 16, 2009