Bedazzled lock

When someone places candy (perferabbly the fruity kind) in a womens "Va jay jay" with chocolate sauce and other sweet assortments, Then the man finds all the candy by licking away the other stuff until the point of an orgasm.

"I heard Courtney had a bedazzled lock last weekend!"
" He totally bedazzled my lock last night."

by Dosent Matter... February 1, 2010

Bedgasim

A combination of being in your bed, eating ice-cream and having a sexy person in there with you.

A double bed, fhish-food ice cream and Gerard Butler - Alison was ready for a bedgasim.

by lemsonstein February 20, 2011

Bedant

Bedants is an absolute gae he is so dash fash u vl die from his gaeness. He has a pet gae baboon that terrorizes african villages. He is so gae he thinks bhiwandi have different date than other places

Bedant gae

by BigDonaldsonBrain June 27, 2021

Bedazzled

To ejaculate on a female's back before sprinkling glitter on it.

I just bedazzled my girl and it was fabulous!

by Mtregi May 21, 2015

bedacles

Taking the name of the ancient greek god of the scrotum "Bedacles"(beh-da-klees), this word for testicles or balls should not be used in mixed company. Instead, the more formal word bedous (beh-dooz) should be substitued.

"You've got some set of bedacles, Bill!"

"Aren't Bill's bedous hairy, Gloria?"

by POL August 12, 2003

Bedalien

Bee-Deyl-Ee-Un
Someone from the very small place called Bedale in North Yorkshire, one of the, "dales", of Yorkshire. Any Bedalien entering Northallerton, (or N-Town) is referred to as such because they hail from Bedale, a distant place that people only stray to when they are old and are bored of actually doing something on a Friday or Saturday night (Even though it's only 8 miles away from N-Town).

N-Townie 1: You can tell those lot at the bus stop outside the Nag's Head are Bedaliens, they're all chavs.

N-Townie 2: Yeah, most of them have just signed on at the jobcentre too.

by Bagginski November 10, 2009

beddars

someone who takes much enjoyment out of trying to ruin the lives of afro-japanese people

"why is that guy thwoing flaming sushi at a gollywog"

"he's beddars mate!"

by big ieu April 25, 2010