Bobbing

1. To tell a most ridiculous lie.
2. To ditch your friends to solely sit at home alone while jerking your dick.

Example 1 - Going to the WWF cafe and wrestling in the ring while onlookers cheered you on like you were hot shit is clearly a bobbed up story.
Example 2 - "Andrew bobbed his friends to sit at home and jerk off."

by Wardell April 15, 2005

bobbing

when you fuck or do something sexual with a wild animal: usually something small like a reptile or rabit

last night i was so bored that i started bobbing a frog i found in my back yard.

by Johannna September 23, 2006

bobbing for grouper

oral sex, cunnilingus

He is all over her, he is even bobbing for grouper

by rebelyid October 25, 2005

bobbin

A friend who can't eat trix, because trix are for kids.

Siwwy Bobbin, trix are fo kids!

by h9 May 16, 2004

Bobbin & Weavin

the act of giving head to a man

My boyfriend wanted sex but I was on the rag so all I could offer him was some Bobbin & Weavin

by cyndi January 13, 2004

bobbin for apples

Find a recently buried dead person of the opposite sex. Then you slit open the ass-hole and make a really big hole. Then you stick your head in and "bob for organs."

Sup dawg, wanna go bobbin for apples tonite!

by Da Been October 4, 2006

bobbination

the act of bobbing..
"to freak your friend out in the backseat"

"Oh Lauren and Michael scared Mandy... but it was only a bobbination."

by Mandy n Lauren September 19, 2004