browser beating

Spending an inordinate amount of time surfing the net.

Dude you've on the computer for 48 hours. Stop browser beating and get some air!

by lordjulius May 17, 2009

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.

*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?

by bop[ April 30, 2021

Beaming

1. On Ecstasy pills or MDMA.
2. Having noticably dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.

We'd been up all night and by the time we stumbled into the pub at 11 the next morning, we were still beaming.

by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008

beaming

when ur on pingas and ur beaming hard

aussie slang
takin ecstacy

jono"hows the pingas mate"
rob" IM FARKEN BEAMING CUZ IM FARKEN BEAMIN!!!!!!"
jono' fuark this c^nts beamin hard ay"
rob" IM BEAMIN BRAHHHHH"

by sanc2015days December 31, 2018

leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you

Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .

by timmy gendron May 24, 2008