Bakemonogatari

The best anime of all time.

Bakemonogatari Success and Triumph

1. Top Summer Anime according to 2ch
2. Top Summer Anime according to Dengeki
3. Weeks Best-selling Novel Series according to Asahi Shimbun Newspaper
4. Second highest selling DVD/BD anime TV series in the first week
5. Most downloaded anime released by GG since year began
6. Hideo Kojima has already started to read Bakemonogatari novel, According to his blog.
7. Bakemonogatari is the highest selling non mecha anime in history.

by Gafo no Meka B November 23, 2009

36th base

The end all be all of bases. First you round up every great conqueror in history: Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Genghis Khan, etc etc Then you proceed to challenge them all to a deathmatch. But the thing is you're Jack Bauer. So instead you torture them for information on the next terrorist attack in Los Angeles and then proceed to rape them in the bunghole. Afterwhich you deficate/vomit/ejaculate/all 3 at once on each of their chests. Next you roll them all around in the gooey mess and again ask them what they know about the terrorist attack. When they fess up, you all do the mexican hat dance and circlejerk into a big sombrero. Just for kicks, you make all the historical figures drink whats in that sombrero. When its all said and done you send them back to their own time but not after making them admit that they are your little bitch. Jack Bauer never lets the terrorists win.

Guy 1: I just got to 36th base last night.

Guy 2: That's not even possible.

Guy 1: Yes it is you little bitch. Now tell me where the nukes are or its the mexican hat dance for you.

by Jack Bauer Made Me Admit To Being A Terrorist June 19, 2008

home base

"going all the way," otherwise known as having sex

Sean bragged to his friends for finally making it to home base.

by Elisa January 11, 2004

mom's basement

Stereotypical home for the geek, nerd, fatbeard, loser, etc. The term implies that the individual still lives with one or both of his parents despite being a grown man. Reasons for still living at home may include a lack of drive and ambition, being unable to afford a place of his own due to spending all of his money on his hobbies (i.e. Star Trek figurines, comic books, and online role-playing games), or just plain being a mama's boy.

"Jeff is such a loser. He really needs to move out of his mom's basement and work on getting laid rather than spending every free minute playing World of Warcraft."

by You Can't Kill the Metal September 11, 2006

basementing

The act of sitting in a basement and doing nothing. Most commonly this is found in a group of friends who are boring and have nothing else to do, or are too lazy to get off their asses and make something of their lives. Basementing is the opposite of adventure.

Yo, you want to go over to Chris'?
nah bro they're just basementing again.
lets go climb a mountain and go basejumping.
YEA!

by the real patyfatycake February 20, 2011

Tubsy's basement

A damp dark hovel hole under ground somewhere, no one exactly knows where. Tubsy's Basement is completely cut off from the outside world apart from the wonders of the internet! Has limited furnishings basically a mattress and a bucket and of course a pc.

Tubsy's Basement

by Tubsy's Keyboard November 4, 2009

169th Base

To have sexual intercourse with a monkey (any type of monkey) while having Cheese inserted into your arse.

Guy 1 : Hey, i got to 169th base last night.

Guy 2 : Remember the cheese?

Guy 3 : Hell yeah, i used Bree.

by IcyDeigh March 25, 2010