babooze

A terminally stupid and clueless individual. One who always gets things wrong. The "booze" part has nothing to do with alcohol, however the babooze himself often does.

Hey, babooze! The cup of your jockstrap goes in front!

by Unka Pignuts February 23, 2003

baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

Babooinous

When someone is behaving in a deplorable and repugnant fashion akin to that of a baboon

Giorgio was behaving babooinously when he decided to fling shit at his friends from the treetops

by ErGrigio May 15, 2019

babooze

something a person is when they don't think.

He's a babooze for thinking he wouldn't get struck by lightning twice.

by Arlene July 25, 2003

baboinga

boobies that are so big, they bounce when you walk

look at those baboingas!

by fluffychickensniffer June 27, 2005

babooskie

a girl you love with a big butt and titties

you got that right babooskie has it all

by allgood104 March 31, 2011

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003