burger face

A facial expression wherein the lips are pressed together and smushed upward towards the nose. Similar to the white person smile, but pushed further upward towards the nose. To be used in moments of: awkwardness, disappointment, waiting, mild irritation, or when there’s nothing else to say

When I told Ben I forgot to get his spunch at the store, he hit me with the burger face.

by Poochie La La February 26, 2021

Burger King Kid's Club

A parody of what corporate marketing execs believe a "diverse" society would be like.

Created by fast food giant Burger King, this group of friends contains every single race/gender/orientation imaginable.

You got the black kid, the mexican kid, the autistic 4chan user, the basic white bitch, the dyke, the cripple, the nerdy jew and a fucking dog to top it all off.

No group of friends on earth look like this. It only exists in the wet dreams of college professors and fast food peddlers.

Every movie and entertainment product created after the year 2010 must contain this exact ratio of characters.

The global elite will not stop until every high school looks like a Burger King Kid's Club.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe contains a Burger King Kid's Club of characters.

by pokebot July 8, 2022

burger flipper

Somebody who works in a fast-food outlet flipping hamburgers, possibly lacking the ability to do anything much more mentally taxing. Also loosely applied to other unqualified, unmotivated workers who come into contact with customers. Anybody who is forced to talk to the public while wearing a baseball cap bearing the company logo (and who is not a baseball player) probably qualifies.

I wanted a cup of hot coffee, but the burger flipper behind the counter said they only sell cold coffee now, in case people sue.

by Linton November 6, 2003

burger king

Fast food restuarant u order burgers at. Better than Mcdonald's.

Boy 1: Lets go to Burger King

Boy 2: Yes let's go.

Boy 1: It is better than Mcdonald's.

by Player 2 January 3, 2007

burger joint

1. Rather cheap marijuana cigarettes that are transported in various layers of a hamburger to avoid detection.

2. Any establishment, major chain or independent, that primarily serves burgers and fries.

"Dude, are you friggin' poor? You were only able to get burger joints?"

"Yeah, there's a small burger joint in Studio City that Jake told me about. Wanna go?"

by ubererror7 April 30, 2009

burger purse

1. A large bag filled with hamburgers, purchased at a fast food restaurant

2. A vagina

1. "Dude, you hungry? I went to Wendy's and picked up a burger purse."
2. "Dude, I went out with Wendy last night and she showed me her burger purse!"

by hugewaffle November 4, 2014

burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008