bowel seepage

Uncontrolled weep from the anus

Mum , I've got bowel seepage

by Jimmeh Rickard April 11, 2019

bowel bread

Feces, especially a large amount of particularly steamy feces with the consistency of bread

I'm baking a loaf of bowel bread and it's almost done

by Dr. Lazarus November 26, 2009

Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool

King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.

by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024

Bowel lingual

Someone who lies or talks a lot of shit.

Trump says he is not a racist, I think he is bowel lingual.

by Original Green (OG) June 3, 2020

Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo

When u have been up too long smoking

He's in the Marco rolla-bowel-o Polo stage of no sleep.

by Bukdow December 29, 2023

Bowel Play

A sex act where you put your penis in someone's anus, then they push it out like a turd. Can be male on male or male on female.

I heard Alex and Josh are both into bowel play.

by Phillip Kelly September 10, 2022

bowel burger

flipping shits with your penis

jusdin samuel, please bowel burger now

by eggplant2011 April 18, 2011