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Sitting on the toilet for longer than expected

An exaggeration of constipation
It felt like a bowel eternity and worst of all this was at work.
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by Anarchon March 21, 2021
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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