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Boulderize

Made it when I was talking about Anklessource the dinosaur And I said the word by searched it up Realized Definition was carrible , so I made the word
Boulderize" – verb (informal, humorous or fictional)
Definition: To become a boulder; to transform into a large, unmoving rock, either physically or metaphorically.

Example usage:

After hearing the shocking news, she simply boulderized on the spot, frozen and unmovable.

Centuries of meditation had boulderized the monk, making him part of the mountain itself.
by Johndoeo June 17, 2025
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Folder boulder

When your poop is so massively long, it folds over itself.
I just had the wickedest folder boulder
by The tasty ogres June 9, 2019
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climb boulders

a way to tell someone you aren't doing something they ask OR telling someone to go fuck off and get away from you, essentially another way of telling someone to go kick rocks.
timmy: yo johnny how bout you stop by kwikmart and get me a sixer of miller lite before you go to danielles?
johnny: uhh how bout you go climb some boulders.

Mom: hey son can you do your laundry and clean the dishes since i let you live here for free
Son: go climb boulders bitch
by danny_boi November 20, 2007
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Boulders

Important, a big deal

Antonym of “pebbles”
Guy 1: This essay is not that important
Guy 2: No dude, this shit is boulders
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Over-the-shoulder-boulder

A term used in sexual related jokes which are designed in a manner to insult women. Done while fucking a chick in a rocky area. As the man is about to Skeet, he reaches over his shoulder and picks up a boulder behind him. He then slams the rock down onto the woman as he nuts, killing her in the process.
We were out at Lake Travis over spring break and I met this dirty whore. I got her wasted and was fucking her out on the cliff over the lake. She kept bitching about me taking so long so I gave her the "over-the-shoulder-boulder." Yeah, she shut the fuck up.
by Gangsta Rich June 20, 2006
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Boulder Jones

RACISM-Boulder Jones
by SuckleNuts October 4, 2023
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Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.
Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.
by John Baggins June 18, 2022
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