Bouldered 

There are 4 words for kinds of hard earth matter: pebbles, rocks, stones, and boulders. correct?

So why always say "I am stoned" when you are so ripped that you can barely function? the word "stoned" is too general

"Hey dude, you ripped right now?"
-"Yeah man, I'm bouldered!"
"Damn, what are you doing?"
-"Uhh. sitting. TV is cool"

Bouldered by Ryan H. K. March 10, 2008

bouldered 

Created by a Cary student; Term used to describe the feeling of being extremely stoned, beyond belief.

Ryan got bouldered before he went to math.

bouldered by Bazzle March 6, 2005

bouldered 

being so high your past the state of being stoned

"Dude how high were you?"
"Man, I was bouldered. It was awesome"

bouldered by wowwyouwould July 23, 2012

Bouldered 

The state beyond stoned. The best mafughin' feeling ever.

Em, are you stoned?

Naw nigga I'm bouldered as fuck right now.

Awhhh yeah!

Bouldered by Boulderedforlife February 6, 2013

Bouldered 

A step above stoned, the high equivalent of shitfaced.

First I was pebbled, then i was stoned, but eventually i ended up getting boulderedddd

Bouldered by Ya Boi TC October 13, 2012

Bouldered 

An act created by a house guest that pays for absolutely nothing.

She only paid for her bus ride down here and bouldered off of us for her entire stay.

Bouldered by 02Cents May 2, 2008

Bouldered 

when stoned just isn't enough

1) John Lennon and Paul McCartney must have been bouldered when they wrote 'Come Together'

Bouldered by Psycho Violet November 1, 2013