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bet your bollocks to a barndance

means to be a sure thing, English slang... regular english would be "you bet your life", "you bet your arse"
"You bet your bollocks to a barndance he's going through with the fight" ..Snatch
by i focking hate pikeys December 3, 2007
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Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'
'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'
by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009
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Top-Bollocks

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan
by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004
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BollockChops

A word made from the two words "Bollocks" (balls, testicles etc) and "Chops" (mouth, lips etc.)

This is used by a person to describe or name somebody who has said something that is rubbish, inflammatory, or abusive to them.
1: "I'm related to royalty, you know!"
"Fuck off, bollockchops. You might be a queen but you aren't royal."

2: Chuck: "I'm only telling you all to do it because I know better and you are all too damn ignorant to figure it out by yourselves"

Bill (under his breath) "Crap, Bollockchops is spoiling for a fight again."
by blueliner49 January 30, 2010
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Bitchy bollocks

Someone who moans/bitches about minor things.
That merv called around mine the other day moaning about meaningless things, he is a right bitchy bollocks.
by joeyjoe12 August 18, 2012
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ballocks

The 60 year old man's ballocks hung down to his knees
by Buzz Cola October 23, 2003
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bollockwank

Having the shaft stimulated by the use of another mans scrotum. The owner of the sack being used, is referred to as "the mediocre stroker"
I can't believe that Noel gave him a bollockwank, didn't have down as a mediocre stroker
by Noel Tichards December 13, 2017
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