Bauerism

A monotheistic religion that worships the great Jack Bauer, because he truly is God. Followers of Bauerism are known as Bauerims.

Christian dude: Jack Bauer kicks some serious ass man!
Bauerim dude: OH hell yeah man, I worship him!
Christian dude: Oh for real?
Bauerim dude: Yeah man, I follow Bauerism..it is the best religion EVER!

by KOOmarr January 28, 2007

Jack Bauer

Verb.

To save the United States from going to war with three Middle Eastern Countries only hours after you flat-line and were revived by a clinic OD.

I Jack Bauered your ass!

Kim Jack Bauered that mountain lion upon encountering it in the woods.

by AbbyErGr April 28, 2005

Bauer

Bauer in Latin means "King","The Great"
This is your worshiping king.
They usually have the most money and the greatest things.

Bauer is the captain of the Tennis team.

by Italianshowgirl992 March 30, 2009

Bauj

The layer of fat that over the abdomen and hangs low off of a persons body and makes it hard to wear tight shirts.

They through a rock at me but it didn’t really hurt it just bounced off my bauj

by wgaccione June 8, 2018

The Max Baucus

"The Max Bauchus" is a slang term that rose up in the late years of the first decade of the 21st Century to describe a host of medical conditions plaguing citizens of the United States suffering under the tyrannical rule of private health insurance.

Its general intent and meaning denotes the circumstance of becoming sick or diseased while having private health insurance but, because the American health insurance industry is controlled by capitalist pigs, payment for care is not provided for and the infirmed are left to fend for themselves.

The term is derived from the name of Montana's Democratic Senator who served as one of the leading forces in scuttling real health care reform.

"Oh man, I don't know what's going on but I got all these white bumps down there and everything burns, and I think I'm going blind and my private health insurance won't cover it... I think I've totally got The Max Baucus!"

by TheMaxBaucus September 10, 2009

Jack Bauer

The most awesome character to have ever hit T.V

There would be no 24 without Jack Bauer

by cass leigh December 21, 2006

bauer'd

To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.

Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?

by BigCow March 24, 2004