Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014

Battle Born Psychology

A method of couples reconciliation where couples agree to choose who gets final decision making authority for all types of situations to reduce arguments.

Last night my wife and I agreed to take Battle Born Psychology seriously to end our fighting and laid out twelve different situations where she gets final say and I get final say. Our agreements ended immediately.

by Golden029 November 16, 2019

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

gash batter

the name given to the rather pungent smelling discharge from a woman's genitalia

she was standing so close to me that i could smell her gash batter

by jonny fu June 5, 2009

batter

to violently beat the shit out of someone

Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy

by mofo June 2, 2004

Battle of Breakfast

The ancient war between Lord Toastal and Lord Baconus, in effort to be the greatest breakfast food.

After Lord Toastal struck down Lord Baconus the Battle of Breakfast began

by King Steve June 11, 2004

shake battle

A verb used to describe the often disappointing process of searching one's room/home/desk (etc.) or collection of dabows for enough shake to pack a bowl or roll a joint.

Shake battles are either won or lost. If an individual finds enough shake to get sufficiently baked then it's a win. However, if the collected shake is smoked and it's not enough, the shake battle is lost.

Can be used in past tense to reference the theater of combat.

"If we're gonna pack that bowl, we'll need to shake battle"

"I just shake battled my desk and won. Sick."

by Mr. MT December 31, 2006