band nazi

woodwind section leader.

i know, i am one.

"the clarinet section leader is such a band nazi! the brass get to slack off while she makes the woodwinds learn all the major and minor scales! grr."

by squeeky the clarinet duckie June 19, 2006

band binge

The process of becoming obsessed with a certain band for a period of time and listening to their songs over and over on a daily basis. Usually fades within a few days. See also song binge.

some guy: I'm so obsessed with GWAR lately, I can't get enough of them!
some other guy: Better be careful, sounds like you're band binging.

by TFS July 10, 2005

band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

by jl91 December 15, 2008

band groupie

A kid that is not part of a high school band but goes to the pratices, competitions, and other events and is often more popular than half of the band. He or she is well known throughout the band and by the director and is often liked.

random band kid - "why is that kid at our competition? Who is he?"

Other more involved band kid - "oh thats a band groupie he always comes with us"

by kifgotback May 25, 2006

Band Dork

one step down from band geek on the heirachy of bands

freshman: "yeah, im such a band geek!"
senior: "the fuck u are, ur only a band dork, freshie"

by alpha geek February 11, 2006

Band high

A natural high that members in band receive while playing their instruments. This safe high is possible through excessive playing. The lack of oxygen that travels to your brain when playing causes a natural high. This is why band nerds/band geeks are loopy during and after band. There is also a pre-band high in which the band student is excited for the high and gets high on their own.

Note- Percussionists come with their own high, its just part of their personality.

Note 2-The band high is very obvious when various instruments are trying to reach high notes almost impossible to get.

The Band High:

Flute 1: Omg band, omg band, omg band! AHH! YAY FOR BAND!!!

Flute 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BAND! HA HA! I LOVE BAND! Isnt it Flipping awesome?

Flute 1: Duh it is! Watch me play this ultra high note!

by Avk1993 September 11, 2007

Band jealousy

When anyone fell a sense of jealousy after seeing a high school,college or university band which is far more superiour than the band they're in.

When the Number one high school band in the state arrived for the state high school field tournement some of the other bands had the severe case of band jealousy.

by BruinKiller3469 April 4, 2009