das auto

A shitty car buit by volkswagon. These cars have electrical issues due to lack of wire length, odd mechanical issues, and expensive original equipment manufactured parts.

Fuck my 1999 volkswagon golf... das auto my ass! it's a piece of unreliable shit.

by oranageHasu December 9, 2012

auto kakke

The art of self bukakke(except with only one penis)

Rob enjoys doing auto kakke, that sick sick bastard

by Himura February 22, 2004

Auto-blumpkin

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce

"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008

Auto-Wank

A wank that the wank-ee has no control over and happens without thought.
For example when a teenager has a dirty-dream in the early hours of the morning they will often wake up wanking and not realise for a while.

Teenager- Haha, Larry's having an auto-wank in his sleep!

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

auto sniper

A contradictory and juvenile nickname given to the German G3 SG-1 sniper rifle. Mostly used in Counter-Strike, in which most players are too ignorant to notice the flaws in their "gamer" terminology. It is hard to imagine where this nickname comes from, as in the the game, the rifle does not have the full-automatic firing capability.

Jeff: W4tch 0ut j00 nubs i'11 k1ck j00r a$$ wif my l337 auto sniper LOL!

Me: Auto sniper? Snipers are people, not guns, you dumbfuck.

by Sgt N00dle December 13, 2008

auto correct

it works when you don't want it to, and it doesn't when you actually want to use it.

oh boy, I hat auto correct!

by weaboo_scum May 17, 2015

Auto cussrect

To change your words when you accidently cuss in front of someone who will get you in trouble for it.

Dude, Melony totally just auto cussrected herself when she saw Mr. Ferb behind her!

Me: Oh FU...
*sees teacher*
Me: ...dge

Milly: oh shit...
*sees parent*
Milly:shittake mushrooms...

by squimphy July 9, 2011