ashwitha

A person who is always late. They create plans with friends but ditches at the last minute.

Are you coming for the party tomorrow?

Yes!
Be there on time, don't be ashwitha.

by Grey Wind May 15, 2016

asswipe

An intended mispronunciation of the word to keep the real asswipe off guard...

Hey OZ-WEE-PAY, get a life!!!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

asswipian

someone who is an asswipe

DUDE! your such a asswipian

by the guy in da corner March 2, 2010

asswipe

Someone who acts apathetically to others feelings, particularly around spreading derogatory rumors.

Dude: "Hey, rumor has it that you're a bit of a loose-cannon."
Me: "Rumor has it? Let's take it outside, ASSWIPE." (true story)

by drkull October 29, 2012

asswick

The derogatory nickname given to the airport in London - Gatwick

Dude - "you flying out of Heathrow?"
Me - "nah, asswick, Heathrow is for fagrags

by Rodallegabombs December 30, 2016

Asswater

Liquid stool (diarrhea) resulting from a bad restaurant experience or a night of draft beer consumption.

Wow...that burrito after eight beers left me with unprecedented asswater.

by h. chinaski May 15, 2004

asswiggle

one who is born with 4 asses and only 1 asshole the extra ass is used only 4 sitting it cannot excrete

1.yo look at that kid he must be an asswiggle
2.yo thats fucked up how wud like look like that
1. well i dun so fuck you

by nick taber August 12, 2004