Artemus

When you drink so much you black out and lose your cell phone (or any useful object)

I pulled an artemus last night and now i have a pounding headache and can't find my cell phone

by sad_kloud July 23, 2011

antefection

The opposite of perfection, ie every single thing you can think of. Consider infinite and finite.
Forms:
Adj. Antefect
Verb. to antefecate
Adv. Antefectly

"You're not God, you're just an antefect little dog!"

by Gravitron March 12, 2005

arsefire

A lit fart.

A flaming guff.

A bottom candle.

"Did you see the size of that arsefire?!"

"Quick! Video this arsefire!"

by Mister Badger Spotter July 17, 2007

Arterioscleriscious

The state in which a food's deliciousness is directly proportional to the likelihood that it will harden one's arteries.

A BLT made with an entire pound of bacon? Arterioscleriscious!!!

by Royston Lodge December 27, 2011

artention whore

Someone usually in an art class who claims their drawing/artpiece is bad when it's good, then showing other people, forcing them to compliment it.

Girl: damnit, my drawings are so bad! Have a look.
Other people: That's so good! How did you draw that?

Other table: what an artention whore...

by rorywantstofight December 7, 2015

Artemii

A really cool,ginger,Russian boy!Likes cards and going to Molos!Lives in Cyprus!PHD😂

Girl: Oh Artemii is so cool,i love him.

by Artemii Blyat March 20, 2018

Artesha

Usually a bestfriend who can be sometimes annoying, but is always there for you when you need her. She is also the reason you will have a boyfriend because she is a Ultimate Cupid.💘

Me: Hey Bestfrann
Artesha:Hey
Me:let's go skate
Artesha: Ok
(Seconds Later)
Artesha: look Chrissy

Me: at what
Artesha: at him
Me:😒
Artesha: you know what I'm about to do💘
Me:nooo dont do it bitch
Artesha:pushes me into boys lap.
Artesha:ouuuuu I see you chrissy😂😂
Me:😲🖕

by Whole_Lotta_Chrissy July 31, 2018