Arkansas shuffle 

The act of deceiving another driver, by slowing down when approaching the other vehicle. Then waiving or even smiling at the other vehicle driver to make them assume you are giving them the right of way. Then BOOM, you speed off leaving them confused.

I'm going to let that nice old lady back out of her parking spot, WRONG.... you ain't getting in front of me gramps, you just tasted the Arkansas shuffle.

Arkansas shuffle by Sgtbiddyboom June 30, 2023

Arkansas Omelette 

The Arkansas Omelette is the act of propping your girls ass open with a retractor, bending over with her forehead to the floor. Meanwhile, the dude cracks two raw eggs in there and the other ingredients to an omelet and he whips it up with a whisk (inside her) she tips over and lets it come out, she cooks it and they enjoy breakfast together.

Some freak offered Mindy $5000 for an Arkansas Omelette.

Arkansas Omelette by Mega Hemroids July 23, 2023

Arkansas Wedding 

See shotgun wedding, married under circumstances, but with a relative.

I don’t see why they’re rushing for an Arkansas Wedding, the baby gonna have the same name either way.

Arkansas Wedding by dananapatman September 6, 2023

Arkansas Pork Fist 

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!

I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!

Arkansas Pork Fist by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023

Arkansas leaf blower 

The act of having your partner complete fellatio on you until climax, at which point you quickly cover their mouth with one hand and tickle them with the other until your seed is exhaled through their nose.

“Mel was talking big game last night, so I turned her into an Arkansas leaf blower to shut her up

Arkansas leaf blower by ReyisRight November 21, 2023

Arkansas Windmill 

The act of having intercourse with a midget and you pick her up and twist her full body on your dick in a circular motion.

I gave that girl Wendy an Arkansas Windmill last night.

Arkansas Windmill by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Arkansas Saw Duster 

When you chop a woman’s head off and then you anal rape her.

This girl kept insulting me. So I gave her the Arkansas Saw Duster.

Arkansas Saw Duster by Jddnskkdhfsjksfnboakfaggotdjjd January 23, 2024