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Barry Allen

Barry allen is, in fact THE fastest man alive. When Barry was 11 yrs old, his mom got killed by reverse flash. His dad got blamed and sent to jail. 15 years later Harrison wells created a particle accelerator that gave 65% of central city superpowers. While that was going on Barry got struck by lightning and put in a coma for 9 months. When he came out of the coma he got super speed.
Hey was that a strip of lightning going sideways? No dude that was Barry Allen!
by Fuckyou2009 January 14, 2021
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Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.
Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.
by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022
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Ben Allen

The US military used Ben Allen to liberate the Middle East from tyrannical rule with his iron fist of justice.
by Spypat September 4, 2023
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Exposing a Joseph Allen

Term for blowing a spy's cover and used it to escape, dodge or evade the truth.
Named after Joseph Allen, who Vladimir Makarov iced after he does the massacre on an airport named after his master, in No Russian.
Underling: There's a rat on us.
Boss: Everyone, I'm Exposing a Joseph Allen on our group. *Shoots the underling* There, everybody knows that we never tolerate snakes on our group.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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Double Reverse Tim Allen

When she’s doing the splits on your face, and you make a Tim Allen noise into her pussy. Then, with incredible aim you bounce her off your face onto your dick. Then finally turn her over, spin around and continue fucking.
Person 1: yo, I was eating Stacy out last night and I hit her with the Double Reverse Tim Allen.

Person 2: How the hell did you get into my house?
by godsunfinishedcreation October 5, 2021
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the ailment

Guy1: Fuck the ailment played some sick shit last night!
Guy2: Fck yeah!
by Johnno. November 13, 2009
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Phat Allen

A character parodying Fat Albert that appeared in an episode of the comedy show, Drawn Together.
by 10293848576 December 30, 2011
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