spack alley

Ordinarily the main piste on a ski map which joins the middle station of any European ski resort to the town, and the only way down once the lifts stop at 16:30. After which, however, it turns into an assault course of retard adult learners who are either; snowploughing down a slushy red run wining about who’s fault it was and probably blaming their skis or the snow because they don’t have the balls to put into practise what the poor ski instructor has been attempting to teach their inept sorry ass. Or, they’re making the most of their last day by skiing the length of the resort to the bottom, even though they lack the physique and brains to realise that they’re just white-trash cretins who should leave this sport to those who don’t piss their lives away in a two-star crappy apartment pretending to enjoy themselves, completely missing the whole point of skiing and being in the mountains, only to ruin the last run of the day for everyone else before catching the barf-coach to the airport for their cheapo flight home to remortgage their homes and continue their miserable existence.
Last one down gets the drinks?...Fuck that, I ain't going down spack alley on a Saturday unless we stay in this hut till dark. Get 'em in.
by Captain Cackpipe September 08, 2011
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alley-cat cute

Someone with obvious flaws in their appearance, that has a quirky attractiveness despite the flaws.
There is something off about Kellyanne Conway's appearance, but she still alley-cat cute.
by Chas501 January 11, 2017
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Back Alley Sally

Do you take me for some back alley Sally? Fuck off.

Tom here was fucking some back alley Sally last night.
by Mother of Madness February 06, 2017
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Alley Cat 909

A street artist from the San Bernardino County. Most famous for his money cat design. (Wheat paste & stickers ) A truly inspirational street artist who has a bright future in the art industry.
Alley cat 909 - great sticker artist and wheat paster
by Artlover104 October 09, 2012
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Hartford Back Alley

When one accidentally licks a girls armpit that has deodorant applied, thus drying out their mouth.
I was sucking down Whitney's neck and titties, when I accidental licked that pit and got that Hartford Back Alley hittah. Gang Gang.
by Salty EnYaMouthSon June 28, 2018
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alley hoop

the act of a male shooting a load into a females mouth while she takes the load and drains it into another females hoop thus resulting in an alley hoop
me and my girlfriend met a girl at a bar and brought her home for an alley hoop
by bowchesne December 30, 2010
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back alley bitch

A woman with an appetite for sordid sex on the sneak, especially with strangers, and who frequents establishments where she can meet them and let them get her out into the "back alley." She often gets a particular thrill from going down on her knees and performing oral sex in the litter-strewn street.
One of Mike's friends saw his wife leaving a bar by the back door with another man, and the word soon spread to everyone but Mike that Bonnie was a dirty little back alley bitch.
by July41944 June 01, 2009
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