Tim Allen

1. Driving intoxicated under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, resulting in either:

A) A non fatal car crash.
or
B) Getting pulled over by the police.

2. Washed out comedian/actor. His current job title is being a "celebrity alcoholic."

1. A) Mitchell grabbed his drunken, friend Brad's keys before he could pull a Tim Allen.

B) All those whiskeys on the rocks James consumed had caused him to veer over the bulevard and Tim Allen his car into another SUV.

C) "Oh f*ck! The cops dude... I'm totally gonna get Tim Allen'd here.

2. As Tim Allen gulped back his fourth tripple whisky and water, he watched re-runs of "Home Improvement" reminiscing on the good ol' days...

by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005

Kris Allen

The winner of American Idol 2009!!!! And also the guy who made an AWESOME remix of "Heartless".

Also, some dude's name.

whoa-- u sing like that guy who won american idol... uh oh yah Kris Allen.

by bubble_freak11 May 21, 2009

Allenhurst

the best place ever invented. a small town in New Jersey inbetween Asburry Park and Deal which came about in 1897. the is where ocean and country meet. a town filled with parties, ladies, surfers, drugs and alchol...can it get any better?

there is nothing to compair it to.

by Allenhurst local November 1, 2004

allen iverson

Greatest NBA player of all time.T-MAC and Kobe anit got shit on the former MVP

Go Sixers!!!

by Chacko September 21, 2003

Allen

Hes a furry

Look at that dude over there... hes such an allen

by ImSuchAnAllen August 31, 2020

Fragile allen

the ultimate sexual position, that involves some salad tossing, vag fingering, butt flashing, neck tickling, toe sucking, gweebus purring, clit suckle-ing, monkey rubbing, that gives the girl the ultimate orgasm.

Holy shit I cant believe that Tylonel pulled off a fragile allen on that slut Janice, she must've been screaming like beached walrus gasping for air.

by Lupinve Devine December 25, 2007

Shain Allen

The most amazing guy in the whole wide world who is perfect in each and every way.Very nice, funny, handsome, beautiful, and extrodinary.

Shain Allen will be the best friend ever.

by Rosalie HC April 3, 2010