The most boring landmark in San Antonio, the battle of the Alamo was a loss, yet we honor it? We LOST people, it was ordered to be destroyed by Gen. Sam Houston, yet we stood there to fight, it was shameful we thought that just because they are Mexicans that we could beat them 180 to 5000, that's not even david and goliath, that's stupidity, period. And the alamo never bought us time, the alamo was crushed, then the massacre at goliad, then we trapped them at San Jacinto and crushed the surrounded, ambushed Mexiacan army.
When I go to the Alamo I find it hard not to laugh at the pridefull Texans who think, the building is worth a damn.
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A place full of fucking faggots who have small dicks. All the girls are a bunch of hoes who would eat your ass for a high five . Everyone’s girlfriends have cheated on them with the smokin’ Centauri guys and Sanford babes.
“Did you hear alamosa didn’t even make it to the championship?”
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“Yeah they are a bunch of pussies anyways. I made out with Casey’s girlfriend like 5 times today.”
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"Oh man! Masao didn't vote for Sign Language and got totally Alim'd. It was not pretty. Never seen so much blood."
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