The Alfie I know is funny , cute as hell and always makes me smile even when I am upset . Everyone needs to find themselves a Alfie and never let go of him . He always finds a way to make u smile
by your_local_weeb November 11, 2019
Get the Alfiemug. A term to describe someone with a long, girthy, veiny, black penis. Someone that will not hesitate to slap you across the mouth with his cock.
by Dumpring Soup August 20, 2020
Get the Alfie Tranmug. Alfie brooks is a rich kid Tory Who loves hot chocolate . Alfie brooks however seems very likeable and is because of his humor and the only people who don’t like him are people who type very long paragraphs that Alfie dosent want to read . Alfie is trustworthy but might moo at u in science . His fav people are still : poppy poppy-willow and poppy willow fry
by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020
Get the Alfie brooksmug. by maybe.44 January 15, 2023
Get the alfie and izzymug. by MattN36 January 16, 2022
Get the Alfie george gatesmug. Alfie is the sweetest kitten you will ever meet. He is super cuddly, always sleeping and can have major mood swings. Alfie will always be there for you to hug when you’re sad and will always comfort you. Get yourself an Alfie!
by Whatuppeepsx November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.
Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.
by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022
Get the Alfiemug.