Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.

Alfie is gay.

by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie Brooks

Alfie Brooks is a plonker who likes to eat chocolate orange and drink hot chocolate all the time . they like to make fun of people that can’t spell however can be nice depending on who u are . Alfie Brooks favroute people are people who are funny kind or otherwise known as poppy . Alfie is over all a donut but very likeable somehow Alfie Brooks is also a Tory

hey who’s that he looks like a rick dis Tory

oh dw that Alfie brooks

by Anonimus333444444 December 27, 2020

Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Alfie

He has a ginormous cock and has multiple women unlike callum witch he will bodie him in a fight

Fuck me alfie

by Young boys November 23, 2021