Achim

Achim is a little boy who has a completely lack of football knowledge. He is a bajas fan and will always follow the team with the most money, his favourite team is FC Köln. His favourite fottballplayer of all time is Lionel Messi, and he loves the fact that he won the Ballon'dor. Achim's biggest dream is to become a proffesional footballplayer and play for Köln. He is very attracted to beard.

Oh, that guy there knows nothing about football, he thinks that München Gladbach is a good team, and that Lewan is better than Messi. What a foul, he dont watch football.

He must be an Achim

by I love oil football <3 November 30, 2021

great achiever

A person who is great achiever has become achiever of many greats.

Reggie: "What do you think of that shit I just took?"
Anthony: "its great achiever"

by oreoness August 14, 2009

The first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence

The quality of or condition of being excellent

“I just won the first annual Montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence”

by Delovelytoucan April 5, 2021

genitals be achin

The soreness you experience after a long night of fucking.

Girl, my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night now my genitals be achin!

by ms molly May 13, 2005

alchaeology

(noun) The study of ancient cocktail recipes and search for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeology.

Anyone can read the label on a bottle of American bourbon or Scotch whisky to know the difference, but in alchaeology we seek to divine secrets such as the original Maryland rye.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

alchaeologist

(noun) One who studies ancient cocktail recipes and searches for lost libations. A combination of alcohol & archaeologist.

An alcoholic will order a Mai Tai and keep drinking them for two hours. An alchaeologist will order a Mai Tai and argue for two hours whether Trader Vic or Don the Beachcomber invented it, which version is better, and which secret ingredients belong in it.

by biggs33 May 11, 2009

Achilles

Achilles was a Greek warrior in the Trojan war. He liked to have gay anal sex with his cousin, Patroclus. This means that Achilles was not only one of the first gays, but also history's first redneck. One day, Hector, some Trojan dude, killed Patroclus. Achilles was pissed off and challenged Hector to a duel. In the duel, Hector slipped on one of Achilles' tubes of anal lube and got a concussion and died. Achilled then tied Hector dead body to the back of his chariot and rode it around the city of Troy and back to the Greek camp, where he had violent homosexual sex with it. As you could imagine, Achilles liked 'em messy. Anyway, a few years later, Troy had this foreign exchange student from Ethiopia named Memnon. Achilles killed Memnon because he was racist and was actually the first person ever to say the n-word. A while later, Achilles was shot by this guy Paris in a manner similar to how Lawrence King was murdered in California. The Day of Silence 1200 BC was dedicated in his honor.

Achilles was definately a raging homosexual

What kind of bitch dies from getting shot in the heel?

Hector would kick the shit out of Achilles, the only reason Achilles won was because Hector felt bad for hitting a homo

by Konages April 11, 2009