asap

as safe as price.james(Price) is well safe (2 thumbs up)

ur asap!

by Claire March 17, 2004

ASAP

As Soon As Point

Refers to the expected handout of methamphetamines (or MSM), requested by a low-level user, prior to performing menial tasks or labour for said employer.

"Hey Jimmy Jump, can you wire up my Hi-Fi - I can't be fucked."

"Sure, but I'm reaaaalll sleepy"

Jimmy Jump puts out his hand, and clears his throat expectantly. This is an example of "ASAP"

by ShabShaker January 27, 2008

Asante

Asante is a bitch nigga, he normally likes sucking dick on the daily but when he’s really bored he puts his dick in a tuna can. Whenever he try’s to get in with girls his good looking friend Egan always steals them by his attractive teeth.

Sonya: Asante is so ugly, but his friend Egan is a baddie no cap
Natalie: Ye fr he’s so ugly, I’ve never heard of this guy Egan, he sounds good looking

by Aaron Lucas June 21, 2020

ASAPTY

A: as | S: soon | A: as | P: possible | T: thank | Y: you

*texts mom* "Hey, I just got my period, please get me pads ASAPTY!"

by Electric Archer December 27, 2016

asaperooniedoonie

As soon as possible

Lets go on a trip asaperooniedoonie

by someguy101777 November 17, 2011

ahaptothymia

n.
inability, or a facade thereof, to talk about, understand, or feel one's emotions; sometimes results in a real or manufactured inability to understand others

comes from the Greek roots a + hapto + thymos
(without + touch + emotions)

His ahaptothymic tendencies in conversation had me worried.

He always avoided talking about his feelings, so I started to think that he had an ahaptothymia.

by Storskarve November 28, 2012

adaptard

Having difficulty using new technology, inability to adapt to new gadgets

He can't figure out how to answer his new phone. He's such an adaptard!

by cradisms August 31, 2013