"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"
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The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger
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Alfie: yes like my cock
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