Alabama Purebloods

a term used to describe families who reproduce with relatives to keep their family line pure and the same origin DNA.

My sister and I ran into some Alabama Purebloods who asked if we were married... We got outta there fast.

by RealDefinitionGuyManDude January 7, 2021

Alabama Tower

An Eiffel Tower but everyone is related.

Me: “Hey Sis, wanna join me and Cletus in the Alabama Tower tonight? Ma can’t because of work”

by R0CKHARD0 April 20, 2019

Alabama niggas

People of color originating from Alabama that partake in the activity of piping there sisters

Bill: what’d do last night Tyrone

Tyrone: well it was real Alabama nigga hours so I tried some Alabama niggas activities

by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019

Alabama Brownie

When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.

Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.

by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019

alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)

When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.

by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017

Alabama sharp

That perfect point between tipsy and drunk, usually around 4-6 beers

Man, I was feeling Alabama sharp during that game of beer pong.

by jarnie_123 May 26, 2020

alabama potluck

A party of at least 3 people engaged in sexual intercourse, where at least 2 members of the party are directly related. Alabama potlucks often consist of standard practices such as Alabama Hot Pockets, Alabama Iced Tea, Missionary, and Alabama Hot Chocolate. Nobody finishes.

Boss: Why is the floor all wet?
Gary: My cousin Brenda, Russel from accounting, and I held an Alabama Potluck yesterday evening. We accidentally spilled some of the Alabama Iced Tea.

by Mike Malek(y) October 6, 2017