major key

The key to success or something great.

"Almond milk. Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Major key to success,”

by theworldofalan April 03, 2016

English Major

Someone who will not have a job after they graduate.

Whatever happened to Bobby?
He's homeless now.
Oh that's right, I forgot he's an english major.

by JanOLeary November 11, 2005

Florida majority

A "majority" derived by excluding those likely to disagree. The type of majority that voted in "President" Bush in 2000.

God plus oil plus a couple of goons equals a Florida majority.

by Fearman November 21, 2007

Major Perv

People who get degrees in clinical psychiatry, psychology, or counseling, in order to vent their perversions and oddities in a sanctioned (support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom) way.

X: "Lisa was molested once again by her shrink."
Y: "That rat is a major perv."

by rperazag June 25, 2010

major victory

3rd place contestent on who wants to be a superhero?
somethimes funny, always worring about his hair.

major victory-"call me mr. shiney pants!"

by shaneyney September 04, 2006

major award

A lamp in the shape of a leg.

Comes from the novel “In God We Trust, All Others Pat Cash” and it’s film adaptation “a Christmas Story”.

The Old Man: it’s a major award.
Onlooker: a major award... it looks like a lamp!
The Old Man: it is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it’s a major award!

by camrylong November 27, 2017

Donnie Major

Very cool guy, way cooler than Milo Nelson

Wow Donnie Major has a massive shlong!

by mommy milker 445 May 12, 2021