700 mile situation

noun. circumstance under which one is seperated by great distance from the object of their affection. can be synonymous with a long distance relationship.

They keep telling me to date someone local, by heart's wrapped up in this 700 mile situation I'm in.

by Res! May 4, 2005

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

The number of planets in no mans sky.

I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

by not behind the meme August 16, 2017

7/0

When an attempt is made to divide seven by zero, the world will end. :(

-Bobby: Hey, I just figured out the answer to 7/0!

-Steve: NO, YOU FOOL! YOU'LL DESTROY US ALL!

-Bobby: Seven divided by zero equals...

-Steve: O SHI-

(World ends)

by Sea_Cow October 29, 2008

70s Tight

When an article of clothing - especially pants and shirts/blouses is so small on you that you look like you're from the 1970s.

(David walks into the restaurant with an extremely snug polo shirt on...he can barely breathe and his moobs are more pronounced than ever before)

Andrew - "Damn Dave, that shirt is 70s tight!"

by 11DMH69 July 7, 2010

703

Alright bucko !

Ive been told to answer by blue, I just don’t know how to reach you !

Do you read my letters ? I’m so confused , sad, needing you honey , help me here , I need more answers !

Today is my day, the numbers say it all , show me your beautiful smile and I’ll promise to stay awhile.

Perhaps a hug or two would stop these tears
My love for you is full of fear

Show me today there’s nothing to worry about , and i will promise to never doubt .

OJ sweet cheeks 🕊️
149 …

Roger that good buddy , 703 confirmed .

by 4me? May 6, 2023

7001

It's simply an 31337 version of the word, t00l. Used to describe someone as a newb.

What a 7001.
You 7001, you g0t pwned.

by Karl Bagci October 11, 2004

709

The act of sex where a man rides a unicorn horn while giving a girl oral upside down in a row boat.

"Dude, Ashley got 709 from Dave last night."

by Jizz macock August 28, 2011