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Ass napkin

A folded piece of toilet paper or some sort of hemorrhoid pad/wipe that you put in between your ass cheeks to prevent itching.
I had such bad itchy rats ass during work today I had to put in an ass napkin!
by Hor hickie doger November 11, 2021
mugGet the Ass napkinmug.

cig ass

Noun: a type of person or an individual whose anus smells like cigarettes. One who likes having cigs shoved up their asshole.
Tanya has pungent cig ass you can smell when she takes off her panties.

Renders is a real cig ass.

Jussie loves having cigs shoved up his ass.
by ballplayer182 March 23, 2022
mugGet the cig assmug.

Sandwich ass nigga

A person whom is both; Fat and over weight, as well as soft and bitch-made.
That Nigga Liam is a real Sandwich ass Nigga under pressure! I always need to bail him out during matches!
by El Niño VP February 4, 2024
mugGet the Sandwich ass niggamug.

jack-hole-ass-hole

Someone who’s a jack ass and a ass hole
Person 1 “hey bud, watch where you going

Person 2 “hey there i’m sorry”

Person 1 “give me your lunch money nerd”

Person 2 “you know what? you a jack-hole-ass-hole”
by dopevr_took_took_your_mom January 14, 2025
mugGet the jack-hole-ass-holemug.

Power napp my ass

When some one is saying to you that they are going to take a power napp but they sleep rest off the day
Boy: im gonna take a power napp so I can call you later okey

Girl: power napp my ass your gonna sleep the rest off the day
by Yegegwj January 11, 2022
mugGet the Power napp my assmug.

playground swing lookin ass

someone with really thin arms but a really thicc ass.
random guy: i have a condition where my upper extremities are very small but my hips are huge.
second random guy: nah bro u just a playground swing lookin ass.
by JewelsHax February 10, 2019
mugGet the playground swing lookin assmug.

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021
mugGet the Slap Ass Fridaymug.

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