ass-tanking is when you put your index finger in your crack, just like you do at the gas station with gasoline gun. then, you keep it there until the finger is "ripe" and ready. after you smell it. the longer you tank, the more enjoyable it is.
by dr. Raymond December 2, 2017
Get the ass-tankingmug. you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
Get the Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the assmug. Someone who is very ugly. Usually used as an insult saying that their mother birthed them from her ass.
by JustaStoner January 14, 2020
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