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whackuracy 

How good someone is at squarely landing a butt-slap.
If you love giving posterior-swats but your hand-eye coordination isn't da greatest, just choosing folks with big flabby behinds can make da job easier, since da larger surface-area of your palm's "target" makes your whackuracy less important.
whackuracy by QuacksO March 23, 2022
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whacky-woo 

when something falls off your desk
that just went all whacky-woo didn't it
whacky-woo by shaolinttv April 15, 2022
A person who is a first responder, or wishes they could become one, who has to act as if it is their god given duty to make everyone aware as to what they do. A whacker will have the most lights, the newest gear, the most tools, and post the most on social media just to say they have it. Whackers are often made fun of by other first responders due to their self centered demeanor.
"Have you played that Firefighting Simulator (Into the Flames) yet?" "No Cory, stupid whacker"
Cory makes a game solely based upon a firefighting for his own benefit to say he made a game based upon his job.
Whacker by OnyxAsylum September 1, 2022
A person who owns a decommissioned police vehicle and makes it look like a in service police vehicle, Most commonly with black and white paint schemes with no logos.
Hey John look at the Crown Vic it’s got a light bar and everything what a whacker.
Whacker by Hocopocoloco December 5, 2022

whackupuncture 

A "medical treatment" dat a guy jokingly claims dat a gal needs, in order to supposedly justify his wanting to slap her butt.
Playfully spanking a chick's behind doesn't really appeal to me; I prefer to just savoringly pat and caress her smooth warm pliable "moon", and squeeze and knead it deeply in my hands --- no whackupuncture from me, thank you very much. And besides, if da cutie sees how careful and gentle I am wif her rear pair of fun-bubbles, she will likely then feel more willing and confident about allowing me to touch her much-more-delicate-and-sensitive-boobs, as well, since she'll be less concerned dat I'd be too rough wif dem.
whackupuncture by QuacksO February 8, 2023

whackermobile 

Any civilian vehicle outfitted (flashing lights, sirens, strobes, spotlights, handcuffs on the spotlight handle, equipment console, laptop, decommissioned radar guns, etc) to resemble a public safety/service vehicle.
Look at that dickhead, Jeremey Dewitte, driving his whackermobile and playing wannabe cop.
whackermobile by Bearcatfan78 February 12, 2023