squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.

"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"

by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010

Shit Food

American made processed food.

Food so improperly cooked, whether overcooked or undercooked that renders it inedible.

"Where'd you like to go to eat tonight?"
"It doesn't really matter. I grew up on shit food so anywhere is fine."

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Food smelly slut

A slut that needs a bath and has sex with food on themselves with a weirdo that dies alone and smells like food

Ew I don’t that food smelly slut She’s fugly and smelly

by Hannahpetiudie July 19, 2021

Burnt Food

A white single mom who has a black baby.

Stacy is Burnt Food don't touch that.

by Krunchi May 29, 2018

Food baby

A term used by people that refuse to use the word fat when describing their self

"I'm not fat I have a food baby"

by Makeupaddict October 13, 2016

Mattress food

A sexually attractive woman

She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.

by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Food

The worst thing on earth ever!!
It makes you ugly, unappealing and no one wants you.

I recently gained 10kg, fuck you food!!!!

by DavidandIsaac December 15, 2020