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Definitions by Daproduca

Mattress food 

A sexually attractive woman
She looks like mattress food, I’ve got to feed her to my mattress.
Mattress food by Daproduca May 20, 2022

Tasmanian Two Stroke 

Jerking off to the point just before ejaculation, then finish off in her vagina with two strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the family line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two Stroke and went straight to sleep.
Tasmanian Two Stroke by Daproduca September 21, 2018