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Mattress food
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A sexually
attractive
woman
She looks like
mattress
food
, I’ve got to feed her to my
mattress
.
Mattress food
by
Daproduca
May 20, 2022
Tasmanian Two Stroke
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Jerking off to the
point
just before ejaculation, then finish off in her
vagina
with
two
strokes.
He wasn’t really into her, but had to impregnate her to keep the
family
line going. He pulled a Tasmanian Two
Stroke
and went straight to
sleep
.
Tasmanian Two Stroke
by
Daproduca
September 21, 2018