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Noah

He will describe all of his kinks to you on his first date. He likes to smother toes in mayo and then shoves it up his throat. He is known best as the throat goat (better than Lana Rhodes). To make a Noah happy, you give him gift cards that he ends up swiping on peoples buts.
Noah is amazing.
by Noah's bae February 23, 2024
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noah Schenk

A term that refers to a man that has shaved his head to mock a Nazi but had unexpectedly changed his personality to a nazi. This entails that such an individual is afraid of diverse women, cultural diversity, and minorities.
That’s guy is an asshole: he is a real Noah Schenk!
by Noah.. Skank February 26, 2024
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noah and them

white boy hanging aroud alot of hoodlums
oh dats just noah and them
by anonymous March 11, 2024
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Noah boat n'em

When the whitest boy to ever live hangs out with black boys that do black boy activities.
He is not white, he is a Noah boat n'em
by black individual March 12, 2024
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Noah

Noah has the worlds largest penis
Imagine your having sex with your girlfriedn and then... "OMG your penis is so big Noah!!!"
by b0b123 March 13, 2024
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Noah

Literally the coolest cutest guy in the whole world and he's really nice but can be mean sometimes and is really good at calming you down but will not let you tell him about your special interests and despite how amazing he is he can be really insecure sometimes but he shouldn't be because he's just that cool
Random person 1:"That fence is a Noah"
Random person 2: "Fences aren't that cool!"
Random person 1: "You wouldn't get it.."

(please accept my entry )
by NOTnoia March 15, 2024
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"Noah" Syndrome

Named after a discord user who goes by the name "Noah", Its a syndrome where an individual constantly uses sexual innuendo or sexualizes everything to all individuals despite their sexual orientation, gender, marital status or in some cases, maturity. The syndrome is uncurable as of 2024.
"bro this guy is constantly sexualizing everything"

"hes got "Noah" Syndrome he does that
by ChaozTyphoon March 16, 2024
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