Neck Sausage 

When someone lifts their head back and it makes a big lump behind their neck.

Yo Kendall.
A:What
Look up there you see that UFO?
A: Where where where!?
Bro you have a Neck Sausage.

Neck Sausage by Anothablackone February 21, 2024

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Not great

That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff

Blind Sausage Whiff by RockyWears April 18, 2024

Turd Sausage 

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.

Yo I just dropped a big ol’ turd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!

Turd Sausage by Beef-noodler May 15, 2024

Breakfast Sausage 

When you wake up from having sizzling, steamy dreams of your girl(or boy) and are bulging out of your boxer briefs and they’re waiting to devour it.

Oh baby I must have been thinking about how hot last night was. See this breakfast sausage ? It’s all for you. Thank you for an unforgettable night!

Breakfast Sausage by Scrotal Apnea May 25, 2024

Apocalypse Sausage

Dan’s penis

Dan’s penis is an absolute apocalypse sausage

Apocalypse Sausage by Secret Squirrel 66 June 5, 2024

Silly sausage 

An extremely stupid retard who is a sinner even Satan can’t get behind. Someone who commits warcrimes just because they can. A war criminal. Stay the FUCK away from these people

Dick: Your such a silly sausage, Jack

Jack: *types in nuclear launch codes* Where did you say your house was again, Dick?

Silly sausage by lanky_geezer_69420 June 17, 2024

sad sausage 

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

sad sausage by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024