sausage mcjockey

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Sausage print

The printing of a penis in a pair of pants.

Becky: "damn, did you see his huge sausage print? I would love to unwrap that!"

by TallTin October 7, 2017

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Montana Sausage Grind

The act of a man covering his penis in honey and gravel then grinding it against another man's penis, absolutely annihilating both parties' private parts.

Man 1: "Dude, do you wanna try the Montana Sausage Grind tonight?"
Man 2: "Oh hell yeah! Lemme grab the honey."

by notinvis June 6, 2025

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sausage inflator

Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.

By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.

by Zargon4 March 19, 2010

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Sausage Sizzle

A thin sausage (usually beef), served diagonally on sliced white bread. Can also be served with bbq'd, sliced onions, tomato sauce or bbq sauce. Usually sold as fundraisers for local youth or sporting clubs. See also Democracy Sausage.

When I was at Bunnings this morning I had a sausage sizzle put on by the local soccer team.

by Mumooch May 10, 2022

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