Josh

A Cunt.

Josh is a Cunt.

by KingOfTheBill$ February 17, 2019

Josh Beitel

A guy who tells another friend’s wife what his husband has planned when the husband is trying to secure time to hang out with his friends without fear of judgement or reprisal from his wife.

A friend has a Dentist appointment with his friends wife and he blabs that he is looking forward to having game night with her husband before the husband had a chance to negotiate his freedom. The husband group texts everyone that plans are cancelled and someone just pulled a Josh Beitel on him.

by Tibereas September 28, 2018

Josh

a manipulative piece of shit who you’ll end up making car and rent payments for. he’ll suck all the life out of you & uses being depressed as the reason that he is the way he is.

Girl 1: my boyfriend’s behind on car payments and got kicked out of his apartment because he couldn’t make rent.

Girl 2: oh, you’re dating a josh.

by radical egg February 22, 2019

josh hours

the hours between 10-1am where you think about josh and read fanfiction hoping it can fill the void in your heart just WANTING someone and hoping it can make you feel better about your own horrid situation but instead start crying very deeply feeling no and all emotion at once with your cats staring and you and then realize your chances are basically 0 and you have no business feeling this way but you do.

dang, it's real josh hours tonight boys

by labrochacho August 4, 2019

Josh Neely

6’4 pure muscle and one of the biggest school jocks known to man who reportedly could play in the NFL but is to young. Can easily take down a fully grown gorilla and get any girl he wants.

Is that Josh Neely doing a quadruple backflip in the end zone? Yeah it is

by Nerddestroyer15 December 23, 2021

Pull a josh

Closing out your bar tab and then ordering another drink.

I was going to leave this bar, but i decided i would pull a josh.

by Etrade August 17, 2017

Josh Amarado

Josh Amarado is the type of friend you would like. He is handsome but has a serious face like in kdrama a taekwondo player and is also athletic many girls like him but Josh only chooses the right girl in school char.

Girl 1: hey look it's Josh Amarado
Girl 2:What! you like josh
Girl 1: yeah i mean he's handsome even though he has a serous face

by the mighty friend November 8, 2023