Russian Chili Dog

The Russian Chili Dog is when someone defecate on their partners chest especially between a female boobs then have sex with it. It is also similar to a Cleveland Steamer.
I gave my wife a Russian Chili Dog last night.
by squadron 16 2013 the truth January 20, 2025
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RUSSIAN BOTulism

Making drastic assertions (statements without evidence) in support of Donald Trump, such as would be made by a Russian bot. While many statements are, not all such statements are made by actual Russian bots.

Examples of Russian BOTulism:

“Hilary Clinton runs a pedophile agency through a pizza parlor.”
“The deep state flew a plane load of thugs to New Hampshire.”
“The Democrats, led by George Soros, want to integrate our schools. Oh crap, they already have.”
“Did you notice the tide of Russian Botulism during the DNC? I was watching it on Facebook and pizza emojis kept showing up in the comments.”

“I liked a story about Mitch McConnell’s cat, Rocky, and my feed has been nothing but Russian Botulism ever since.“
by beckynot September 25, 2020
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Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd
That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night
by Jay Bizzel February 07, 2022
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Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie
Jack let’s make a Russian blender
by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022
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Russian Snack

A (slang) term which describes the action of intimate oral activities such as kissing, oral sex etc., partaken with a close relation, i.e. close or near family. Most commonly shared out of sight and/or in secrecy.

The term was likely concieved on the internet in communities relating to questionably legal porn sites.
"Was watching telly with my sissy and she said she was feeling hungry, so we went and had a Russian Snack."

"I didn't like most of the food at the party, luckily mum had a Russian Snack saved for me out the back"

"Darn it! We're outta fried pickles, and your mom just drove to town.. Quick Hannah, grab the moonshine, lets have a Russian Snack"
by I-Dont-Have-A-Proper-Pseudonym January 13, 2017
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Russian Crucifix

A form of torture where a person is bolted to a crucifix through their wrists, elbows and shoulders for their arms and ankles, knees and hips for their legs. Eight car batteries are then attached to the bolts from ankle to knee, knee to hip, wrist to elbow and elbow to shoulder. The result is usually non lethal.
Bri gave Sergio a Russian Crucifix for cheating on her.
by DaEif November 06, 2015
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Russian Crab Trap

The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020
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