1 definition by FuckJakeFromStateFarm
The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 19, 2020
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