Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

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Human Clock

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's open neck hole and spins her around giving the illusion of a big hand and little hand on a clock

"I hung out with Stoma Stacy and we made a Human Clock"

by Lunarseawitch March 10, 2022

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Human-centicheese

The sexual act of three or more people involved in a train intercourse (or sometimes one infront doing fellatio) and reaching climax and ejaculationg simultaneously or in domino fashion.

You gotta come to Tylers party, we often make a train and human-centicheese at the same time.

by Cringlezz January 2, 2019

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The Human Natute

The instinctive desire to seek out the origin of life.

Person A: Again, how do you know that "we would have investigated the origin of life"?
Person B: Cuz i know the human natute

by Count Drinkalot July 22, 2017

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Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.

Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began

by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021

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