The resting face of a miserable (usually) old lady who you can tell is a cantankerous, crotchety bitch in a pissy ass mood.
by For Fawkes Sake April 27, 2025
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I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
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When you cum inside a man or woman and then proceed to leave your dick inside until the semen crusts and turns into something new like an egg in an incubation chamber.
by TheOneMan4327 June 4, 2025
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The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.
I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch
by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025
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went to A&F in the morning.... guess
who I saw there....
twitty twitty chitchat
went to A&F in the morning.... guess
who I saw there....
twitty twitty chitchat
by E - FUMBLER December 9, 2008
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