Asshole Cold 

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

Asshole Cold by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

The Cold Finger 

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

The Cold Finger by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015

fool's cold 

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

fool's cold by logostak November 5, 2007

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome 

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.

Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.

The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.

Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"

Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."

Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome by Rougemont November 18, 2009

leaving a girl out in the cold 

When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.

Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?

leaving a girl out in the cold by brmull April 3, 2011

Ice Cold Motherfucker 

Someone who eats onion , who goes outside witouth a sweater and who Speech is generally hardcore.

Steven Is one Ice cold motherfucker , he ate an onion for lunch and went outside in winter with a t-shirt , also he made a dragon cry.

Ice Cold Motherfucker by KFCUnited September 24, 2010

Too cold 

A game where two players face's must stay close to each other, the aim is not to be the first to kiss the other player. If one player kisses the other s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.

Chris and Alice decided to play a suspensing game of Too Cold last night.

Too cold by Badom T November 27, 2011