Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome 

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is a false illness, usually used by students who require to wear a uniform or people who have hickeys. This illness allows them to cover their necks for as long as they wish.

Symptoms of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome include chills or goosebumps (whether they are present all over the body or are isolated to the neck), headaches, and a sore neck.

The only cure for Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome is to cover one's neck with something warm - turtlenecks and scarves work well. One may cover their neck for as long as they wish, or until one's peers actually look up the illness.

Teacher: "Why are you wearing that scarf? It's not an accepted uniform piece! To the principal's office with you!"

Student: "But I have to wear it. I've got a pretty bad case of Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome."

Teacher: "Oh. Well, that's okay, then."

Chronic Cold Neck Syndrome by Rougemont November 18, 2009

leaving a girl out in the cold 

When you're having phone sex (less commonly any kind of sex) and your guy suddenly has to split.

Are you wet?
I am now. How about you?
Nicole my brother's here. I gotta call you back.
Leaving a girl out in the cold?

leaving a girl out in the cold by brmull April 3, 2011

Ice Cold Motherfucker 

Someone who eats onion , who goes outside witouth a sweater and who Speech is generally hardcore.

Steven Is one Ice cold motherfucker , he ate an onion for lunch and went outside in winter with a t-shirt , also he made a dragon cry.

Ice Cold Motherfucker by KFCUnited September 24, 2010

Too cold 

A game where two players face's must stay close to each other, the aim is not to be the first to kiss the other player. If one player kisses the other s/he loses. The winner gets to do whatever s/he wants to the loser.

Chris and Alice decided to play a suspensing game of Too Cold last night.

Too cold by Badom T November 27, 2011

butt cheek cold 

cold enough that between your butt cheeks is even cold.

how cold is it?

well between my butt cheeks is so i'd say it's butt cheek cold.

butt cheek cold by viking5437649 November 10, 2010

stone cold killer 

The guy(s) who really killed JFK.

David Yaras, Chicago Outfit

stone cold killer by rondh69 November 2, 2003

The Cold Cut Combo 

To add a variety of cold cut sandwich meat to the inside of your pants, and to volunteer at the local dog in the same hour!

For community service, I went to the local dog pound, but forgot I was in the midst of The Cold Cut Combo!

The Cold Cut Combo by hands_Free_Hanky May 23, 2009