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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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Giga Chapp

Man who looks like he with a beard. we possesses a german accent, math skills, and extremely funny, usually on accident — he teaches every unit perfectly, and uses math problems to help with building random objects
’Wow look at that Giga Chapp, he’s such a great teacher” - student 1

“Yeah and he has a funny German accent” - student 2
by YourTrueCaptain May 20, 2025
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Bruin chappen

The act of eating out someone’s ass; to indulge in the most daring form of backdoor dining.
Dizzol: Yo, you ever chap bruin?
Torgo: Nah man, I don’t do do bruin chappen. I don't mess with that filthy business!
by Torgo_Nudho November 3, 2025
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Waving Chipping

Wavy chipping is Having a low cut/little hair or having small crinkles in your hair that look like Wavy potato chips
Dam $C Drip be Waving Chipping all day and still get no pussy.
by Yae🖤 January 11, 2026
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Alabaman Wood Chipper

The act of placing saw dust into your urethra, leaving it in and drinking lots of water, when you cannot hold it in anymore, you proceed to urinate the saw dust away
Yo, I DT class was so boring, I decided to do the Alabaman Wood Chipper! Kinda hurt though and I cant stop pissing blood
by Cloutos May 31, 2019
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crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather
I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.
by crashedchipper March 11, 2021
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