Ass Gerbil

Any "common" homosexual practise that only exists in the minds of straight people for their own amusement.

Such as storing used condoms in the fridge to drink later, 'being the wife', biting the pillow, using vaseline, drinkin cum out of an arse with a golden straw, or, indeed, the apocryphyl inserting a live gerbil up the anus using an empty toilet tube.

Straight man to gay man: 'So what the fuck is this felching thing anyway?'
Gay man: 'I dunno mate, you tell me, as far as Im aware its just another ass-gerbil.'

by ..WiL May 16, 2005

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grab ass

Basically dicking around or fucking off, often without sexual implications.

Quit playing grab ass and get back to work.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

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Ass piss

It`s when u have the worst type of diarrhea , where u start leaking liquids from ur ass hole .

Jack ass pissed at the bank last sunday ..

by death_creeper July 20, 2008

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ass cream

cream used during anal intercourse. used as an ass lubricant.

Guy 1: when I was fucking my girlfriend, she asked me to use ass cream so my massive cock could go in and out more smoothly.

Guy 2: Nice.

by Master bait December 4, 2007

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ass clam

An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Sometimes snapping them together quickly to avoid smudge marks. An insult to a person whom walks, or acts funny.

Hey look Chrissy! That guy is an ass clam,I hope he shits himself real good.

Look at his ass clam, he must have to pinch one off, you know sally?

by ANewRetrospect February 17, 2006

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