Kurtov's definitions

ass chimney

Someone who lies frequently, as in the saying blowing smoke out of their ass.

Aaron "I totally banged 3 hot pornstars last night dude!"
Kurt "Aaron, you're such an ass chimney.."

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

cock tractor

A girl or who only gives hand jobs to her partners.

Aaron "Man im gonna ask Mel out."
Kurt "Dude,stay away from her.I hear she's a cock tractor"
Aaron "Fuuuuck"

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

p and d

Someone who prematurly ejaculates after one thrust.
"Pump and dump"

"I heard that Aaron p and d'ed Suzie, she was very upset."

by Kurtov January 22, 2008