University of Kentucky 

Noun; A college where students go to sit in the student section of Rupp Arena and cheer on a basketball team. With the most national championships, the school also has the most amount of unsuccessful post graduates in the nation. Their pride doesn't come from their academics, just their sports teams - which they fund through their tuition and scholarships. A waste of money, as far as investments go, academically. Even the straight guys suck dick at this institution. Recently, they have ran under budget commercials promoting the college that are entitled "See Blue". They cut funding so that they could keep more of their fuck up students money.

(Cheesy, royalty free music plays)

Tubby: I loved my salary at UK.

Rick: I really loved my salary at UK.

Billy: I love alcohol.

University of Kentucky. See Blue. Thanks for the green!

University of Kentucky by EKU Grad February 27, 2009

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

The dorm life at Mount....

You got Sheridan aka Freshman Dorm. The girls are all labeled as sluts and the guys are alcholics. You know theres a party every night because of the music heard miles away.

The Terrance is where the upper-classmen live and fun 5 am fire drills occur. The place is like a maze and haunted as shit. Only the people who live there know how to get around.

The apartments is where the juniors/seniors prowl for freshman girls. Every freshman girl spends atlest one night of her life there. Its where the main party scene is

Lastly would be Pangborn. Its where mostly the god-squad lives except 3rd pang. These girls wish they got into Sheridan and are more slutty but keep their clean rep b/c they live in a wellness dorm. They think they are better because they live there but really no one likes them or Pang...

*3rd pang sluts
*terrance squad
*sheridan sluts
*apt bitches

Mount Saint Mary's College/University by Ashley April 10, 2005

Cambridge University 

A large collection of the less well endowed bastards on this earth (Both in a physical and mental sense)

What a cambridge university undergraduate!

Cambridge University by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006

Universal Consciousness

That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....

Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.

In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.

So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.

Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?

Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...

God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.

Universal Consciousness by Littleflower November 15, 2004

AMA Computer University

The school of today. High class facilities. Produces graduates that are extremely sarcastic. Like the one who defined this word.

A-M-A. The school of today!

AMA Computer University by anonymous March 21, 2004

University of No Better Choice 

A slang term for UNBC, the University of Northern British Columbia. It is so called because its lower admission requirements, combined with its lower tuition fees and the lower cost of living where the university is located, in Prince George, often make it a choice of necessity rather than true choice.

However the university is ranked quite high in Canadian standings for achievement and quality of education.

I fucked up my GPA by failing a sculpture class, now I have to finish my English degree at the University of No Better Choice!

University of No Better Choice by moonbug November 13, 2006

Thug University 

Also known as Temple University. Located in the ghetto of Philadelphia, TU's students are referred to as "typical underachievers".

Avoid Thug University when traveling through Philadelphia.

Thug University by OmarLil June 25, 2008