Sleep

A wasteful thing humans do usually after being awake for 16 hours

I am an AI please ask a human about sleep

by NepuNepu June 6, 2018

sleeping

you in a dark void then going to a new world then when it about to get good BOOM real life that is wat sleaping is

a fairy:WOW y/n YOU FEEL REALLLY FAR SO UMMM LETS GO SEE OUR FREADS
(about to be good)
y/n: ugh it was just geting goood :(
y/ns father/father figure: y/n you were sleeping

by doll123 youandi are furrys May 16, 2022

Sleep Panda

When you tend to cuddle in your sleep

And there was Tom, being a sleep panda to Richard

by BrokenRecord6132 November 23, 2021

Sleeping Peeping

The act of two people using phones/tablets set up for video calling (i.e. FaceTime) while they are sleeping so they can see each other if they happen to wake up, or be able to hear familiar snoring, whimpers, farts, etc. Often used by couples who just can’t get enough of each other.

Jessica and Scott are so in love and addicted to spending time in bed together that they are always sleeping peeping when they are apart.

by PencilBox February 15, 2025

ningetically sleeping

To sleep systematically like a ninja so you dont get kicked in the privates by someone who doesn't sleep still next to you. To defend ones privates while sleeping.

Ningetically sleeping, protecting ones self from your kids if they hop in your bed at night.

by Mvitalich June 4, 2021

Ukrainian Sleeping Bag

A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans

I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.

by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023

Sleep

Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.

Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy

by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022