Sleeping Wingman

Title given to a friend or roommate who is assumes the role of "wingman" without him knowing due to the fact that he's sleeping or in a state of unconsciousness.
Dude!

Daniel has earned the official title of "sleeping wingman" due to the fact that I brought 2 girls over last night, and only one of the was hot, he took one for the team without even knowing what he was getting himself into

"HE IS THE SLEEPING WINGMAN"
by aacruzz February 08, 2010
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Sleep Dysphoria

The moment of finding the perfect resetting place.
by 2kct. March 29, 2021
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drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night
Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call
by blupopscl March 16, 2016
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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
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Tactical sleeping aid

Aka TSA. Is a bear or moose teddy for an adult aged above 30 years old. Who uses this teddy to sleep with at night.
Hay Joanna you need a Tactical sleeping aid to improve you sleep at night.
by Witch man July 16, 2022
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Sleeping w/ mouth open

According to very very VERY accurate history books, having the audacity to fall asleep with your mouth wide open, not caring who sees you, is how Alpha Aztec warriors showed dominance over Betas. Like, for real, for real
The older, more experienced Aztec Warrior, sleeping w/ mouth open, to intimidate the lesser Beta male ( Often considered pretty)
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