by ReceptRespect July 29, 2023
Sleep does simply not exist. Sleep is used to trick kids into closing their eyes for hours and when they open them again, they wont remember what happened. As an adult, you do not need sleep at all.
Kid: Mommy?
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
Mom: Yes sweetie?
Kid: Is sleep real?
Mom: Oh honey, that is something we should discuss another time.
Mom: Now go to sleep!
Kid: Okay Mommy
by ReceptRespect May 31, 2022
"Did you see Bubber in that TV interview the other night? They were talking about how many people he's run over on his bike!"
by ReceptRespect January 18, 2024